and then.

"And then there's your girlfriend. She opens her legs and gives your life meaning; is that what you love her for?"
- pedro the lion

Ah, the modern world is a wonderful beast. Thirty-eight minutes after the broadcast of the Oscars, I can go online and find out all the juicy gossip that I missed by not being there.

One never needs to leave home to find people, places, or things to scorn. The media is happy to think for us.

hoorah!