On Boundary Road, between Schou and Canada Way there is an intersection which is, in essence, a glorified median. There is a stoplight pre-median and post-median (so cars from both Schou and Canada Way can cross Boundary). I always thought it would suck if you got the 1st...and the 2nd red lights. That means on your green light (assuming you're driving North on Boundary Rd) would get you....the length of the median, and no more.

This morning I saw it happen.

Yeah...somebody's morning sucked. Not mine though. I got to school in about 50 mins. Pretty sweet!