UBC says...

Dear Ms. Appenheimer,

Congratulations and welcome to UBC! We are pleased to offer you admission to your second choice, the Bachelor of Arts program at UBC Vancouver for the 2005-2006 Winter Session, beginning September.

The University is pleased to offer you the TREK Excellence Scholarship starting in September. It includes a $2000 scholarship and an early registration date.

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Once again, welcome to UBC. We wish you every success in your studies and hope that you enjoy the many opportunites UBC has to offer.

Sincerely,

UBC.




(and no, this is not a joke. I fully received this letter in the mail this morning...In the words of new Canadian hall of fame inductee, Alanis Morisette, "isn't it ironic?")