i wish i was six again.

Too many archie comics spoil the brain.

As will too many episodes of nip/tuck.
I watched 2.

I wasn't sure if I was still a human being by the end of the second one. It has, however, turned me off plastic surgery. So that's...good news...I guess.

The other thing it's taught me is that fat girls on tv are crazy. And if she doesn't get what she wants, she'll shoot herself.
Or this one did.

That...was...depressing.

I don't think I'll watch tv anymore.